I'm going to agree with the kids in commercials.
If you put your child in a television commercial, expect a Menendez-style killing in your house a couple decades later.
I saw a commercial recently for a mattress store.
It was your standard "mattress king" advertisement, and well, besides the obvious implied "mattress king" joke, there was his thirteen year old son as the "prince of mattresses" in the commercial.
The boy was petrified. You could literally see it on camera, like, "kill me now, " petrified. "Why is my dad ruining my life?" petrified.
I think that qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment to a tween.
Anyone that does theme based commercial that isn't something that automatically makes EVERYONE laugh, should be ticketed, and forced to make a court appearance. Let the judge sort it out.