You would have liked Robert Altman

David R. Busse

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Normally, the passing of a Hollywood notable rates little or no mention on this board.

That’s why I want to tell you a little story about a morning I spent 14 years ago with film director Robert Altman. He died this week at age 81.

I was assigned to meet our entertainment reporter at a West Hollywood hotel, and the story slug simply said “Robert Altman SOT.”

Normally such interviews are done in production-line style. You arrive at the hotel, are assigned a suite, do set-up and lighting, get pampered by numerous PR flacks and movie hangers-on, and wait. Finally, the interview subject arrives, sits down, does the interview, says a curt “thank you…” and rushes out the door to adjacent rooms, where other crews are set up and the same process happen—over and over—until all interview requests are satisfied.

And most of this, for whatever reason, happens at the same hotel—the Four Seasons Beverly Hills.

So I was a little suspicious when I pulled up to the address on the assignment sheet, which happened to be s small, 12-room hotel a block off the Sunset Strip. I’d never heard of the place before, I saw no other crew vehicles, and I found a parking spot at a meter right next to the front door. And I was 20 minutes early. The stars were aligning for an interesting shoot.

I carefully unloaded tools of the trade—camera, light-kit, tripod, audio bag—and put them on a cart, and wheeled them into the small lobby. I strolled up to the front desk and asked the clerk for directions to “…the Robert Altman event…”

He looked at me, puzzled. “I don’t know what you’re talking about…” he said.

I showed him the computer-generated assignment sheet with the hotel’s name and address. I also noticed there was no contact name or phone number on the sheet—unusual on such assignments.

“Well, I do know Robert Altman is staying here,” the clerk said. “Let me call his room.”

He made a phone call, spoke in hushed tones, the hung up and said “…go upstairs to room 201.”

I went upstairs, expecting to be met by a PR person, or at least to see some kind of hubbub around Room 201. Nothing. I knocked on the door.

Altman opened the door almost immediately, holding the room telephone in his hand, shouldering the handset against his ear. “Come on in and have a seat…I’m about to be on NPR with Bob Edwards!” The exclamation point was mine, but it’s added to emphasize that he spoke like a teenager who just found out he won $100 from the local top-40 radio station.

So I left my gear at the door, sat in a comfortable chair and participated in one of the most interesting pre-interview interviews I had ever done…only this time I never asked a question or saw the questioner, but knew it was “The Colonel” himself, Bob Edwards, a master of the trade.

Thus, I learned everything I needed to know about Altman’s latest movie, “The Player.”

Then, my beeper went off, and I learned the reporter was going to be 20 minutes late—at least. The radio interview ended. Altman turned to me.

“Wow—he sure is a great interviewer,” he said. The he leaned across the room and offered his hand. “Sorry about the confusion, but I didn’t get your name, I’m Robert Altman…”

I introduced myself, then quickly noticed a trait only seen among seasoned politicians, professional salesmen and the very best reporters. He repeated my name—twice. And he asked how to spell my last name. And, as we chitchatted, he repeated my name three or four-more times. My salesman-father does that whenever he meets a stranger and his memory of names and faces is legendary. This time a famous Hollywood moviemaker was doing it to me…a news photographer, perhaps the lowest rung on the creativity food chain in Hollywood.

“How long you been in the business…,” he asked. “16 years, “ I said.

“LA born and raised?” he asked.

“Nope…midwestern transplant. Missouri.” I said.

His eyes lit up. “Good. I’m not from here, either.”

“You’re gonna love my new film. It’s called ‘The Player’ and it’s all about the bull**** in Hollywood that you and I see every day. How about this, Dave…an opening shot, a dolly shot, walking across a studio lot, where the dialog is just two guys talking about how they hate long dolly shots…the whole film is stuff like that.”

I tried to do my best Bob Edwards imitation. “And you used your own money…”

“Dave, I financed it myself,” he said. Now as a cameraman, you’ll see all the short cuts we took, and there are a lot of shots where we should have done a half dozen takes, but did just one or two when we knew we had it in the can. But wait’ll you see what happened on this project…once word got out around town what I was doing, people called me every day saying they wanted a cameo role without pay. There are more cameos by celebrities than any other film I know of…”

“You must see this film. You’ll love it, “ he said.

There was a knock at the door, and a room service guy appeared with a modest but welcome sandwich tray.

“Have lunch, Dave…” Altman said.

We had an all-encompassing lunch conversation about the state of the entertainment industry, our favorite places in the Midwest (his was Michigan, for reasons I can’t recall), and the reasons I liked my job. Altman seemed to “get it” the minute I described a typical day. “No two days alike and you get to be producer, director and DP all in one, making little movies for the news…” he said.

Yep.

And the interesting part of this whole conversation was that Altman never told war stories about “MASH” or his other big films, never centered the conversation around himself, and didn’t do a lot of name-dropping….rare in Hollywood.

We just finished our lunch when there was another knock at the door and my reporter appeared, apologizing for her lateness. Altman introduced himself, repeated the reporter’s name a few times, and offered he lunch.

“…Dave and I have had a terrific morning discussing the state of the world in general…,” he said.

“Oh, you two are old friends,” she said.

Robert Altman sure seemed like he was an old friend. I never encountered him after that interview shoot, but I did see “The Player” and loved it, and I enjoyed his last film, “Prairie Home Companion.” But my best memories of the man are my “lunch with Robert Altman” and the knowledge that he was about as “un-Hollywood” as they get. I think anyone on this board would have gotten the same treatment and come away with the same good feelings about this interesting man.
 
Sounds like Robert Altman had attended Dale Carnegie training at some point. A lot of those nice things you mention about the way he treated you are taught in that course.

Great story, thanks for sharing.

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I hate to break up this Robert Altman lovefest, but...

just kidding. What a great story. I can't say I really knew anything about the man other than what he put on the screen. You've made me wish I had met him as well. I'll have to settle for re-renting some movies.
 
Dave:

Excellent story. It's stuff like that that you just don't have the time to explain to other people not in this business. They'd just think you were name dropping anyway. But it's those kind of moments that make this such a great line of work. Thanks for writing it down.
 
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Thanks Dave....that was a great story.

It has been my experience several times that the bigger, older Hollywood types are often more grounded. Not always, but more often than the "younger" stars.

I had a very similar experience one fall afternoon when I was dispatched to meet our entertainment reporter, expecting a hit and run interview with the guest celeb in town that week and ended up spending a full afternoon.....at least 3 hours in long relaxed conversation with Sammy Davis, Jr.

It was an experience I will always remember.
 
"and come away with the same good feelings about this interesting man.
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... and because of your story, I think we did.
 
When I got back from overseas and was stationed at Ft Bliss, MASH played at the El Paso drive-in next to the base for the entire six months I was there.
A coupe of our guys got in trouble for going to see it in a jeep.
I loved Altman's work. When he was good he was terrific and when he missed, and he did from time to time, he was still interesting as can be.
RIP to Robert Altman he was one in a million and we are all richer for his work.
 
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Interesting story Dave,

It is fun and interesting to sit down with talented/famous folks... without a reporter....and have a good personal conversation. I've had a few "quality time" moments as well.

Altman was out there. As you know, his work was very .... well...."different" comes to mind. Non Linear is another term. Non linear is great...for a computer editing system, but a bit challenging for a viewer watching a movie.

One movie in particular was getting rave reviews... "Short Cuts," 1993. So I went to see it. It was the only movie I have walked out of... three times. I sat there and was watching it, not understanding anything (because there was no plot perhaps?). Finally after over an hour of wondering what the movie was about, I walked out. On the way to the car, I thought ... this is a three hour movie (I think) so...it must get better. So I went back in, sat down for another half hour or more (enough to see Julianne Moore's scene) but then realized, the movie was grating on me even more so. It was driving me nuts. So I walked out again. Then again, in my car, I thought, maybe the story lines come together somehow and make sense. So I went back in, stayed for a while...went nuts again....then finally walked out a third time for good.

Perhaps it was Altman's plan... to play with my mind.
I guess in that regards he succeeded. Sort of like the artist who paints in a way that is not really understandable....but some still think its artisitic.

I go by the musical adage...."It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." In otherwords, if the viewer, or listener does not "get it" or "feel it" or understand it... it wastes their time, and is meaningless. I saw a concert once (and I see a lot of them) by Wynton Marsalis. Yes he is a very very good musician (did a photo feature story on him once) But at this concert, he was playing avant garde jazz. It did not connect at all with me, or the audience. It was WAY out there. It didn't mean a thing, because it didn't make me move or feel a thing.

Altman's movie, Short Cuts was the same way. He was WAY out there as a director. His movie did not connect. It drove me nuts.

I think I will see Prairie Home Companion at some point. Perhaps that will be better. (Although I've been listening to Garrison Keillor since 1981 (I'm from the Lake Wobegon area). I am a bit worried Altman's movie will ruin my appreciation for Prairie Home. We'll see.

Altman was out there. I can't say I will miss his movies.
 
Hmmm...sound my reaction when I was forced to watch three of the stupidest films ever..."Pulp Fiction," "Star Wars" and those awful Hobbit movies. At least the latter had some interesting photography.

I loved Altman's "The Player" only because I had been around Hollywood. I'm sure others saw it simply as inside humor.

"Prairie Home" was like a commercial for the show. Weak story line but some great photography and interesting performances.
 
I liked short cuts... it came from master short story writer Raymond Carter and Altman did it justice in film... hard to do.
 
So..Circle 7 ...what was Short Cuts about?
A "master" wrote it? I missed the brilliance I guess.

I did like the Player. At least I remember what it was about.
 
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