Heh... I always laugh when I arrive somewhere and the perimeter officer says on the scanner:
"The media has arrived."
Once I heard a cop say back; "Tell them to go away!" Jokingly of course. But when the sarge came to chat with me I said:
"I didn't go away."
We laughed and then he said:
"I got an IM from (the officer) asking me if I was serious."
It would have been interesting if the officer had come to me and said; "Sarge says for you to go away."
I don't know what the point of this was, and I guess it wasn't that funny. Was one of those 'you had to be there' things.
Sorry, I'll go away now.