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1) You must oppose capital punishment, but support all forms of abortion on demand.
2) You should believe that businesses create oppression and poverty, but governments create oppourtunity and prosperity.
3) You have to believe that guns in the hands of law abiding U.S. citizens are more of a threat to our country than nuclear weapons in the hands of Iranians/Al Qudea/North Koreans/Chinese.
4) You must believe that there was NO art before government NEA funding.
5) You must be convinced that global tempartures are less affected by normal, cyclic changes in the earths climate than by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6) You should believe that gender roles are artificial and contrived, but being homosexual is natural.
7) You must believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.
8) You must believe that the same 2nd grade teacher who can't teach 7 year olds how to READ is nonetheless qualified to teach the same 7 year olds about SEX.
9) You must believe that hunters and anglers don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
10) You should believe that self esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11) You should believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "Passion of the Christ" soley for financial gain.
12) You must believe the NRA is evil and bad because it advocates and supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is right and good because it advocates and supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13) You have to believe that taxes are way, way too low, but ATM fees are way, way too high.
14) You must believe that Gloria Steinem and Andrea Dworkin are more important to Amercian History than Thomas Jefferson and Theodore Roosevelt.
15) You should believe that standardized tests like the SAT and ACT are racist, but racial quotas and affirmative action programs are not.
16) You have to believe that the only reason Socialism, Marxism and Communism haven't worked anywhere in the world they've been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
17) You believe that a crucifix submerged in a jar of urine is Constitutionally protected, but a manger scene should be illegal.
18) You should believe that President Bill Clinton was right for sendng U.S. troops to stop the genocide of white people in the Balkans, and ALSO right for NOT sending U.S. troops to stop the genocide of black people in Rawanda.
19) You must believe that Ted Kennedy is less of a danger to women despite having killed one than Clarence Thomas, who once told a naughty joke to one.
20) You should believe this message is part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
Have a nice day.
2) You should believe that businesses create oppression and poverty, but governments create oppourtunity and prosperity.
3) You have to believe that guns in the hands of law abiding U.S. citizens are more of a threat to our country than nuclear weapons in the hands of Iranians/Al Qudea/North Koreans/Chinese.
4) You must believe that there was NO art before government NEA funding.
5) You must be convinced that global tempartures are less affected by normal, cyclic changes in the earths climate than by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6) You should believe that gender roles are artificial and contrived, but being homosexual is natural.
7) You must believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.
8) You must believe that the same 2nd grade teacher who can't teach 7 year olds how to READ is nonetheless qualified to teach the same 7 year olds about SEX.
9) You must believe that hunters and anglers don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
10) You should believe that self esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11) You should believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "Passion of the Christ" soley for financial gain.
12) You must believe the NRA is evil and bad because it advocates and supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is right and good because it advocates and supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13) You have to believe that taxes are way, way too low, but ATM fees are way, way too high.
14) You must believe that Gloria Steinem and Andrea Dworkin are more important to Amercian History than Thomas Jefferson and Theodore Roosevelt.
15) You should believe that standardized tests like the SAT and ACT are racist, but racial quotas and affirmative action programs are not.
16) You have to believe that the only reason Socialism, Marxism and Communism haven't worked anywhere in the world they've been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
17) You believe that a crucifix submerged in a jar of urine is Constitutionally protected, but a manger scene should be illegal.
18) You should believe that President Bill Clinton was right for sendng U.S. troops to stop the genocide of white people in the Balkans, and ALSO right for NOT sending U.S. troops to stop the genocide of black people in Rawanda.
19) You must believe that Ted Kennedy is less of a danger to women despite having killed one than Clarence Thomas, who once told a naughty joke to one.
20) You should believe this message is part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
Have a nice day.
