for all the people who scoff at $30k a year as poverty, this is not for you
for the rest of who have found a way to live on less than what a teacher makes while doing what we love, here is something for your tummy that my tummy really enjoys
1st: save up your food stamps by living on white bread & ketchup packets for a couple months.
2nd: take your plethora (aprox $6) of food stamps & buy some meat (p. meeeee-t), more precisely corn beef brisket
3rd: follow instructions on the package to cook the corn beef on the stove top (more or less, put meeeet in pot, cover w/ water, cook aprox 50min per pound)
4th: don't eat the meeeet, real food would send your body into shock
5th: take a package of ramen (that you ganked off some college kids while they weren't looking on moving day) & put that into a pot
6th: cover the ramen w/ the corn beef broth (aka the water around the meeeeet that now looks like Ice-House-Lite "beer") & cook the ramen as usual
7th: after a few days of eating Corn-Beef ramen no longer laced w/ massive amounts of MSG from the ramen flavor packets, your body should be ready to eat small portions of natural food again (ie real meeeet)
for the rest of who have found a way to live on less than what a teacher makes while doing what we love, here is something for your tummy that my tummy really enjoys
1st: save up your food stamps by living on white bread & ketchup packets for a couple months.
2nd: take your plethora (aprox $6) of food stamps & buy some meat (p. meeeee-t), more precisely corn beef brisket
3rd: follow instructions on the package to cook the corn beef on the stove top (more or less, put meeeet in pot, cover w/ water, cook aprox 50min per pound)
4th: don't eat the meeeet, real food would send your body into shock
5th: take a package of ramen (that you ganked off some college kids while they weren't looking on moving day) & put that into a pot
6th: cover the ramen w/ the corn beef broth (aka the water around the meeeeet that now looks like Ice-House-Lite "beer") & cook the ramen as usual
7th: after a few days of eating Corn-Beef ramen no longer laced w/ massive amounts of MSG from the ramen flavor packets, your body should be ready to eat small portions of natural food again (ie real meeeet)