Crazy Resume Tapes

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A Step Above Productions

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Chiefs,

What is the most rediculous, crazy, stupid reusme tape you ever recieved?

I have heard of people sending in raw video of family reuions, random footbalgames (shot on VHS).

Just looking for some funny stories.
 

McColl

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My personal favorite:

An eight-minute montage of a guy floor directing... edited to Moby's 'porcelain'.
 

thru-the-lens

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Ants. Just ants.

Real ants sped up with a music soundtrack.
At least it was shot on a tripod and it appeared that the ants were crawling up the wall. Just one static shot.

There was nothing else on the tape. Just that.
Obviously over qualified for the job, with the use of a tripod.

thru-the-lens.

"Racing is Life! Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." --Steve McQueen
 

Chris Kittinger

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Originally posted by thru-the-lens:
Ants. Just ants.

Real ants sped up with a music soundtrack.
At least it was shot on a tripod and it appeared that the ants were crawling up the wall. Just one static shot.

There was nothing else on the tape. Just that.
Obviously over qualified for the job, with the use of a tripod.

thru-the-lens.

"Racing is Life! Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." --Steve McQueen
So was that Episcipo's tape?
 

BluesDaddy

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The tape opened with a music video: all Gothic shots of a cemetary... headstones, oak trees etc. Set to some unknown heavy metal song.
 

CHIEFPHOTDOG

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I wish this wasn't true, but sadly it is. IO work for a small market, so getting photogs with experience is near impossible, so in an effort to get some local blood I talked to a local college and one of the students sent me a tape. It was basically a short flick of a kid walking the halls of his school, I wasn't at all impressed with the plot , but what I did like was the sequence shots, so I gave him a shot he loved the art of the business but had issues with hard labor, so back to school he went.
 

duckster

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See...my resume tape worked. You remember it. Actually it is a video to a very famous Alice in Chains song called "Them Bones". By the way, I did not use any shots of oak trees in any part of the video. And as a matter of fact, some stations did appreciate my resume tape and I got hired. :D

Originally posted by BluesDaddy:
The tape opened with a music video: all Gothic shots of a cemetary... headstones, oak trees etc. Set to some unknown heavy metal song.
 

cameragod

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A guy sent me a bunch of stories recorded off air. One of them was one I had shot. Good taste no brains.
 

TXPhotog

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We had a reporter send a tape with a computer generated body of water and a 3-d cube rotating with standups on each side of it. If that wasn't bad enough the song playing under it was "Eye of the Tiger"
 

Run&Gun

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Originally posted by cameragod:
A guy sent me a bunch of stories recorded off air. One of them was one I had shot . Good taste no brains.
You've got to be F'n kidding!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should have had him come in, just to have some fun with him. :D

[ July 12, 2004, 11:02 PM: Message edited by: Run&Gun ]
 

BluesDaddy

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Originally posted by duckster:
quote: Originally posted by BluesDaddy:
The tape opened with a music video: all Gothic shots of a cemetary... headstones, oak trees etc. Set to some unknown heavy metal song.
See...my resume tape worked. You remember it. Actually it is a video to a very famous Alice in Chains song called "Them Bones". By the way, I did not use any shots of oak trees in any part of the video. And as a matter of fact, some stations did appreciate my resume tape and I got hired. :D

Sure, I remembered it, but it DIDN'T WORK because you did not get a call-back from me. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy you got a job. I sure wasn't gonna give you one because I didn't see what I was looking for. I'm not into Alice-In-Pain ;) so it did nothing for me. And about the oak trees, gimme a break! It was months ago.

[ July 13, 2004, 02:27 AM: Message edited by: BluesDaddy ]
 

stix

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How about a commercial for a strip club! It certainly got my attention but that's as far as it went. I love it when low end (handicam) freelancers think they can walk right in to a news job.
 

DERF

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One really odd one I got was from Alaska and had a story about an Eskimo village that had a septic problem. I could smell it through the monitor. Don't ever want to see that tape again.
 

cameragod

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Originally posted by Run&Gun:


You should have had him come in, just to have some fun with him. :D
Looking back it was an opportunity missed. I was in the middle of shooting an election campaign and stressed to the max. Now I wish I had taken the time to mess with him.

On another note we were having serious problems with a new shooter who seemed to know nothing. The ND said “but his tape was so good, you should look at it.”
So I did. It was indeed very good a feature on Greenpeace operations against whaling. Beautifully shot but only one problem as I showed the ND. The “cameraman” was standing in the back of almost all the shots onboard the ship, so how did he shoot himself hand held from back there? Do we think maybe he didn’t shoot it after all? In the end the ND gave him a glowing reference and he got a job at the oppositions station
 

The Kid

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Forgive me if I'm out of my place here, but I figured this might be a good place to ask this. What do you guys want on a resume tape? I shot a montage of DC memorials with my PD170 while I was on vacation, and edited them together with music. Good idea? Bad idea?
 

Rad

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Getting noticed is key.. but you gotta be able to back it up!. I once got a resume on hot-pink paper... caught my eye, easy to find in the stack of paper... easy to keep seeing on the desk. But the key to all this was, the photog had the skills and talent to shoot with us. So I hired Lynn French!

Rad
 

Currentchief

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Be Careful!

There's a fine line between being colorful and memorable and going over the edge.

Where's the line? I don't know. That line is different for every chief out there. But the key, I guess, is to be comfortable with anything you send out and to be confident that the materials you pop in the mail are clear, concise and well-done.

A mistake free application is better, I think, than a tennis shoe in a box with the caption "I'm looking to get my foot in the door at your station!" (true story).

Going to be different? OK, but be prepared to accept that others may not like it.

My advice is to use baby steps to stand out and to stop BEFORE you feel like you might be pushing the boundries too far. For example:

- Photoshop in a picture of a camera in the corner of your resume.

- Use color ink (muted, soft colors. For instance, your name in blue, stations in black and descriptions in gray.

- Include a color copy of your EMMY certificate (or other paper award)

- Make a personal business card and include it with the paper resume.

Many other methods exist of being memorable without being weird. Think creatively, yet conservatively.

These are just ideas. Use these or make your own.
 

PhotoOp71

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I was sent a tape once of a guy who was interested in a photog job directing a porno. It was actually a behind the scenes look at the porno that he was directing. I don't know what the hell he was thinking even though it was actually pretty funny.
 

FastFord

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I don't care! Just send me a tape!!!!
At this point I don't care if it's just a cat taking a crap,,, JUST SEND ME A TAPE!!!!!
 

Baltimore Shooter

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Originally posted by WHIZkid:
At this point I don't care if it's just a cat taking a crap,,, JUST SEND ME A TAPE!!!!!
You know what they say, "careful what you wich for". I'll bet you got 2 or 3 tapes of cats taking craps. :D :D :D

Warren
 
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