You don't have to wait for the reporters to put make up on prior to their stand-up because they're already too beautiful.
Live shots are easy cause the whole world is a set with perfect soft light at every angle.
Consultants come in and tell everyone that everything is perfect and then hang around just to appreciate the absolute perfection of the newsroom in action.
Thou shalt not break axis.
Thou shalt not jump cut.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's reel as it were their own.
Thou shalt not take thy Assignment Editor's name in vain.
There are no "yellow pages" or "white pages", just Old and New Testaments.
Communion is NOT to be taken in the truck (the wine thing).
The newscasts don't end with a copyright, just "Amen".
There's always a cloud or robe to white balance on.
Halos provide the best hair light.
Sorry, helicopters aren't necessary, and there are no sick days.
I mean, considering how often we cover "acts of God" in this business, wouldn't those events present a conflict of interest? Wouldn't your work basically become propaganda? Wouldn't every story present this problem, since it's all supposed to go back to the same source?
I mean, considering how often we cover "acts of God" in this business, wouldn't those events present a conflict of interest? Wouldn't your work basically become propaganda? Wouldn't every story present this problem, since it's all supposed to go back to the same source?
And how is this different from the current situation ??