Check this out:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=21166&item=3876933120&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
Not the mechine...but a person that is I guess out of work is for sale...or auction on ebay. What is the weirdest (sp) thing you saw sold or for sale on ebay?