Just hear those journalists type-ing,
tip-tip typing, tip turk
Come on, I'm bored and working,
well, really shirking my work.
Outside it's mildly chilly
And news is nil-ly, you jerk
Come on, I'm workin' Christmas
For a tiny pittance, I'm irk'd
Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up, let's go!
Let's...