Hysteria!

For the last week all that has led news from around the globe is the Mexican Swine Flu. I know I am getting a little tired of it. Assignment desks everywhere are in full panic mode.

Here at World Wide Murman headquarters, we feel that we need to do our part in spreading the hysteria. So at WWM we are raising our Swine/Avian / Day Flu alert level to Code Orange.

I repeat Code Orange.

We also feel a message that has been clearly lost in the last couple of days is the most basic one:

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS PEOPLE!

and If you are not feeling well,

STAY THE HELL HOME!

There you go, simple yet effective. How hard was that?

Now go forth and “spread” no more.