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NoJobTog
02-07-2007, 01:57 AM
http://www.cowabduction.com
queen of blue
02-07-2007, 09:57 AM
Oh MY. That is GREAT!!!!!!! Somebody has too much time on their hands. And where on earth did they find farmers who could keep a straight face like that?
pre-set
02-07-2007, 04:18 PM
The Alieans did it....
NoJobTog
02-08-2007, 01:52 AM
My whole issue with it is, "Why do they have to steal our Cows"? I know the whole thing with, Buy the Cow, get the milk for free concept but that is ridiculous. They are litteraly stealing the Active ingriedients from out Steak and Potatos, to our bread and butter. Can't they just stick to the probing of drunk rednecks?
The Truth is out there my friends!
HamCam
02-09-2007, 12:57 AM
So do you think that Mad Cow disease came from outer space??
NoJobTog
02-09-2007, 12:11 PM
Only happy cows come from California
pre-set
02-10-2007, 12:59 AM
My whole issue with it is, "Why do they have to steal our Cows"? I know the whole thing with, Buy the Cow, get the milk for free concept but that is ridiculous. They are litteraly stealing the Active ingriedients from out Steak and Potatos, to our bread and butter. Can't they just stick to the probing of drunk rednecks?
The Truth is out there my friends!


Yeah, sure - milk, steak, hamburgers, cheese, butter - they ALL come from the SAME animal, right? A MAGICAL animal, right? Sure.....
INLANDNEWS
02-11-2007, 10:27 PM
Got milk?.....
NoJobTog
02-12-2007, 12:58 PM
Pre-Set
Yeah, sure - milk, steak, hamburgers, cheese, butter - they ALL come from the SAME animal, right? A MAGICAL animal, right? Sure.....

You forgot leather for couches, jackets, gloves and wallets. Bull-Horns to attach to the grills of pick-up trucks!
Indeed my friend! Cows are some of the most glorious creatures found here on mother Earth!