For the wife who has everything.......

[wtv]

http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html

[newz]

...uh...perhaps you're bringing home the bacon but not the sausage?

[pre-set]

Um.... kinda small, isn't it? I can't imagine that being very satisfying....

[queen of blue]

LOL, yeah, might want to label that one nsfw --

**whistles** Not that I've been there or anything.